Last week’s adventure was crazy! But wait until you hear what happened this week.
It was a beautiful day, and we had just woken up. We decided to go out for breakfast. We went to Macy’s diner, our favorite cafe. We ordered a loaf of bread for us all of us to share. It was delicious.
We didn’t know it was poisoned.
We ate the bread, and all immediately felt funny. We weren’t sure why. Until, we transformed.
Daddy turned into a egg. Mommy was a big bag of flour. Elsa was wheat, and Avery was sticky yeast.
And me? I was water. Literally, I was a measuring cup filled with water. There was a cap on me, so the water didn’t spill.
We all had one thing in common. A face, legs, and arms.
After we recovered from shock, we spent hours trying to figure out how we could change back.
Mom- What do we do?
Dad- Wait, I have an idea!
Me- What?
Dad- We all look like bread ingredients!
Me- Maybe if we get blended together, we will change back!
Avery- Wait What?
Elsa- I give up.
So we searched for a giant mixing bowl.
Me- I have an idea!
Elsa-What?
Me- I’ll call 845-MIXING-BOWl
Dad-What?
Me-I saw a poster for a company.
Me- You give them your address and they drop off a giant mixing bowl.
Mom- How do they bring it?
Me- Helicopter
Avery- Wow! That is so epic!
So we called and got our mixing bowl delivered.
Once it arrived, we hopped into it and pressed start. I thought it would be painful, but it turned once and all I saw was black.
I could not feel anything, see anything, or hear anything. It was just black.
Suddenly, I was standing back at Macy’s diner. I had my skin and bones back again, and so did the rest of my family.
We looked at that piece of bread, and it looked the same. Except for one thing.
It had a fish print on it.
If you made the connection between this week’s post and last weeks, comment it below.
That was an awesome story so funny. I enjoyed your story very much. Love Vivian P.
P.S. I wish that I could have a blog.
Thanks! What would the members of your crazy family be?
Hey Ami! So funny. Definitely make the connection from #1!
My Fantasy family would be: Dad:is a baseream which is a baseball player that loves ice cream. Mom: is an Everydo who can to 100 things at once perfectly. Leah was a Pandance a panda that loves to dance. Adelaide was a comedian unicorn. And I was a sporwrite. A writer that does sports. My family is crazy!
Wow! That sounds awesome! What are your favorite sports?
Softball, basketball, gymnastics, and cheerleading
Wow! Thats cool!
And Eli would be a eatgenius! A eating baby genius!
Almost forgot Eli!
Hahaha..LOVE! That’s too cute!
I would be making flowers I would be the seeds my sister woupppppld water my mom sun and my dad dirt.
Sorry I made a big mistake in my last post sorry:(
Is that true Amelie no one can turn into flour or wheat of water
so funny you are a great author!
-ella
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Really clever and funny Ami! I actually laughed out loud at the mixing bowl part. I mean- You can get everything delivered to your door these days, so why not a mixing bowl! Very witty. However, I did feel bad for Avery turning into the sticky yeast. Yuck.
Thank you! Yeah I do feel bad for Avery. That would be gross!
So funny I like how you all turn into different ingredients. I really like your posts they are really good.
Thank you Leah! What was your favorite post?
I don’t know they are all really good.
I don’t believe that Amelie lt’s not real.
Amelie I don’t think something like that could ever happen it’s impossible.
It is not true, it’s just a funny made up story.
Great post Amelie!!!! I love your Crazy family posts!!!! By the way, what is your favorite bread ingredient????
It would be hard to pick my favorite bread ingredient, but I think it would be sugar.
my mom would be a keyboard, my dad would be a monitor, and i would be a mouse. and we would make a computer set.
-Lizee
p.s can’t wait to see you at A.H.G
Such a great story!